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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 2:00amSanction this postReply
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While I was growing up in the Delaware Valley, Senator Joe Biden was a common sight on TV, especially when there was a need to illustrate the concept of plagiary. But I have lived in the NYC area for the last 20 years, and haven't seen the telegenic brain tumor victim for a while. (Was that tumor, or transplant surgery? I can't tell!) Imagine my shock when I saw that he has gotten younger in the last two decades. More hair, better teeth, a firmer face, tanner skin. The Senator from Delaware could pass for Mitt Romney! You'd think he lived in Southern California, or maybe represented Providence or Key West or Fire Island. Obama and he will make a cuter gay porn actor photo-shop poster that Clinton Gore did in 1992. No chest hair, nose hair, ear hair or neck tie! Girl, you look Fahbulous!

(Edited by Ted Keer on 8/23, 2:18pm)


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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 2:05amSanction this postReply
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Q: What's wrong with this picture?
A: It's on the wrong side of the page.

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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 2:10amSanction this postReply
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Must be your browser, Luke. But I still haven't gotten the hang of this Joke format. There seems to be no way to keep the "punch line" off the front page, so see the first post.

Oh, wait, the photo is the punchline...

(Edited by Ted Keer on 8/23, 2:11am)


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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 3:38amSanction this postReply
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LOL!


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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 3:52amSanction this postReply
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Well, Ted, I meant it was on the right side of the page while the person in the picture leans left.

But it looks like you edited the joke so now my answer no longer applies!

(Edited by Luke Setzer on 8/23, 3:53am)


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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 5:16amSanction this postReply
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The picture looks like a composite of Jimmy Carter, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton.

Oh, wait! It is!


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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 12:30pmSanction this postReply
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Oh, I see what you did there. :3

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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 3:09pmSanction this postReply
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No, Jimmy Buffet. He's the Key West image.

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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 3:13pmSanction this postReply
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Jerry Brown's the Southern California dude.





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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 3:32pmSanction this postReply
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Sam, those were good pics and picks. But among the cognoscenti, Key West, Fire Island, and Providence are known as, shall we say, metrosexual conclaves. I wonder if Biden's penchant for hairlessness was learned from this man who enjoyed lubeing up and slipping into rubber suits?

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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 3:40pmSanction this postReply
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Ted:

Yeah, I'm strictly hetero but have had maybe 4 or 5 vacations in Key West. I had a lady friend there and when walking down the street she met some of her gay friends who invited us to the New Years celebrations at one of the gay bars. Had a great time. At the stroke of midnight the all bar tenders came out in tutus — hadn't laughed so hard in years.

Sam


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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 4:48pmSanction this postReply
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Yes, my boyfriend and I are both strictly hetero as well.

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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 5:46pmSanction this postReply
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Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 7:38pmSanction this postReply
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Excellent Scott!

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Monday, August 25, 2008 - 2:58pmSanction this postReply
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Here is irrefutable evidence, dug up by my private investigator:


(Edited by Ted Keer on 8/25, 3:02pm)


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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 - 3:31pmSanction this postReply
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You guys crack me up! Who says Objectivists are dry, drab, and dreary???

Ed


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