| | A REALLY SAD STORY
This really happened. There were these two kids, a boy and girl and they fell in love, but killed themselves. Here's what happened. See, they came from different blocks in the same Central Park neighborhood and like the one block, it was all capitalists, like, you know, objectivists, mostly marketing people, sales managers, folks like that and the other was monarchists, old school New England types who were into real estate and banking and not actively, they just sat on their money while other people managed it for them. Well, there had been some bloodletting on Wall Street, with real estate trusts taking a hit and then the technology stocks got beat up. Well, the capitalists blamed the monarchists for hiding their losses with inflation, but the monarchists blamed the capitalists for upsetting society with globalism and it all played out in the stock market where guys were always biting their thumbs at each other and yelling things. Well, this boy capitalist named Reiman and his frieds, they decided to crash a big party given by the monarchists. It was a charity fundraiser for Oxfam and everyone was in disguise. and Reiman and Mercator and the guys were hanging out and that's when he saw Julianna, the prettiest girl in the monarchist block. Well, he hung out afterwards and met her and they fell in love. But they were underage. So, they went to another state and got married. But her Dad found out and tried to annul it. So, she pretended to kill herself. And they buried her. Well, Raiman, like, he saw the funeral, you know, so he went to the cemetary and when he saw that it was true, he killed himself. That's when Julianna woke up and found him dead. She was like totally bummed out, you know, like who wouldn't be? So, she killed herself, too, and it was really sad. Well, the Merchant Prince, Bloomspan, said that all were punished, but he just meant that the kids were dead, no one like went to jail or anything.
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