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Heaviest Element Discovered
Heaviest Element Discovered

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.  The new element has been named "Governmentium." Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by... (Read More)

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Chris Baker
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 - 12:43pmSanction this postReply
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I thought bureaucratium was the heaviest element.


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Sunday, December 3, 2006 - 3:33pmSanction this postReply
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BTW, the heaviest isotope of hydrogen is looterium. Whenever ambition outweighs competence in somebody's brain, that brain will implode. The ensuing supernova will irradiate all bystanders with looterium particles, leading to a chain reaction known as socialism. The only known cure for this kind of radiation poisoning is called reason.


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