Ah it's been a while since I have seen some good ol man bashing on this forum. I took the liberty to re-write this before I must rush off to go hunting and womanizing!
“Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Adam?"
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Adam?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Adam, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a Woman from one of your ribs."
"WoMan? What is that, Lord?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. She'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, she'll give you a hard time. But she'll be smaller, dumber and will like to collect useless pretty things. I'll create her in such a way that she will satisfy your physical needs. She will be witless and will revel in childish things like gossiping and shopping. She won't be as smart as you, so she will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Adam, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, Lord?"
"Well ... You can have Her on one condition."
"And what's that, Lord?"
"Well she'll be passive, ignorant, and insecure. So you'll have to let her believe that she is pretty and smart, always complimenting her and buying her useless pretty things because she will think they will make her prettier. And it will have to be our little secret ... you know, man to man."
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