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More French bashing (Yeah!)
More French bashing (Yeah!)

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(Added by Andrew Bates on 12/23, 6:41pm)

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Sunday, December 25, 2005 - 9:51amSanction this postReply
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But wait! There's more:

How did the French army advertise the guns it was selling after WWII? Dropped once, never fired.

How are French tanks engineered? Five gears in reverse, one forward gear for manoeuvring (a bit like their scrum last year).

The French are proposing a new national flag to honour their military history. They want a white cross on a white background.


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-What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
-Their army

-What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
-A salesman.

-A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"?
-His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"

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