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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 - 2:02pmSanction this postReply
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I worked in one of the first computer graphics agencies in Copenhagen and we had a very nice lady in accounting, she had a printing problem on her new computer system; every time she tried to print, the screen filled with all sorts of strange characters. As this could potentially damage client records, tech-support was called in. They tried but were unable to recreate the problem, so they asked her to show them exactly what she did.

She found the invoice routine, chose 'print' and leaned over to place a sheet of paper in the printer... at this point tech-support managed to identify the problem; nature had been very generous in providing this lovely lady with two soft fleshy milk-secreting glandular organs of abnormally large proportions, whenever she leaned over to place paper in the printer her immense, yet lovely, breasts squeezed the lucky keyboard, causing the screen to fill with gibberish.



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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 - 5:48pmSanction this postReply
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Thank you for keeping us abreast of Danish office procedures.



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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 - 9:05pmSanction this postReply
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User: Ive followed all the instructions. I cant get it installed.

Tech: Whats wrong?

User: The third diskette wont fit.

Tech: Hows that?

User: I put in the first disk. Then it prompted me to insert disk 2. Then it prompted me to insert disk 3. Disk 2 was pretty tight. No way is disk 3 going in there.



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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 - 9:12pmSanction this postReply
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Sorry! Confident Id heard them all before, I didnt read them all!



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Tuesday, February 26, 2008 - 11:22pmSanction this postReply
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BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Theses are hilarious... "Built in cupholder..." some people! LOL.



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