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Hah! Love 'em! Nothing worse than a Frenchman. And yet they get given the sexiest, styliest, most wonderful women on the planet! The final proof that there is no God...

Post 1

Saturday, July 3, 2004 - 3:49am

My favourite French Joke.

On Ebay Today: 200,000 French Rifles, superb condition, never been fired - only dropped once.

Post 2

Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 8:22pm

I have a professor whose lineage is French and he makes fun of them more than anyone I know. He'd love these jokes. I had a good laugh, thanks.

The best thing I ever heard was a couple years ago a couple of diplomats (one American, one French) were having a debate or something (I forget the details) and the American said "What's the national language of France?" and the guy made a funny face and said "French?" and the American said "It's not German?" "No." "You're welcome!"

I was thoroughly amused. The most humorous things aren't jokes you expect would be funny, but rather the occasional amusing comments from people you don't expect to make them.

Tonight I laughed harder than I had in several years. A professor of mine, who may or may not frequent this website, recommended we go check out a play that one of my classmates was in, so we walked to the theater and as we went to open the doors, a young lady sitting outside said "You can't go in; the doors were closed after the play started." So my professor said "Oh okay" and she says "The play started at 8" and he says "Why are you still talking? I said okay!" hahaha I'm still laughin.

Post 3

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 3:44pm

Hey guys! I'm glad u guys all had a good laugh, i thot it wasn't funny at all! Personnally, i'm french and i have nothing against americans, i live with a bunch of friends and they're all americans! But ther is 1 thing that really really annoyes me about u americans, especially sum ppl in particular: it's that ur always talking about stuff u have no idea about! How many french ppl have u even met??? What do you know about french ppl?? Seriously! This is like a pretty smart looking site but there are a few idiots... o and by the way: ther is a god. Wat happened to "God bless america"?
wow! i'm glad i got that off my chest! take care
---Frenchy

Post 4

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 1:02am

Frenchy,

If you are for real - then you should realize that this is a jokes forum.

If you don't like these jokes, then post your own!

Post 5

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 1:37am

Hey wait, Frenchy, I just realized something.

You're French!

A-Hahahahahahah!

Post 6

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 4:43am

FRENCH: You could at least have tried to write your post in English!

Bonjour to you.

Post 7

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 6:30am

If "FRENCH" is really French, I'm a marsupial.

Post 8

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 6:46am

Actually I have the same suspicion.

Post 9

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 6:58am

pour "I'm French" : Je ne sais qu'une chose seule - vous �tes une b�te noire.
Et vous avez la merde pour les cerveaux.

Mais si tu es vraiment francais, envoyes-moi un note.

:-P

A bien�t.

-jason, une francophone

(Edited by Jason Dixon on 3/23, 6:59am)

Post 10

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 7:44am

Jason, je ne savais pas que tu parles francais. Pas mal. ;) Je suis d'accord qu'en fait, ce monsieur est sans doute un troll. Il faut lui exposer. Salopard.

Post 11

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 9:10am

I'm from Montreal, Quebec myself (so I understand all this French, although I am not fluent enough to write it). As kids we loved to hate the "French Frogs," but since then I've put away childish things.

Don't like France politically, though--especially these days.

Post 12

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 9:13am

Vraiment suave avec le "en", n'est-ce pas? J'apprends l'usage correct de lui.

J'�cris et je lis beaucoup de mieux que je parle. Mais j'�ssaye.

Salopard! Je l'aime! Il vraiment faudra lui exposer. Vive le d�couvrant!

Jason

Post 13

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 9:58am

Stop that! Stop that!

Germany will hear your Frenchiness and invade SOLOHQ.

Post 14

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 10:46am

If you are looking for real "Saddamites", you should look no further than France.

Post 15

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 6:12am

Well if it was good enough that you understood it, it was good enough. But I will make make and effort to write full words now if you like. Sorry about the angry post, french jokes don't usually bother me so much, we have jokes about americans too, but I don't think they're quite as nasty as "What's orange and red and looks good on a french man? --fire". I thought it was pretty shocking that people actually think that's funny... even if it was about americans, I wouldn't think it was funny cause I have american friends and they're cool, I like them. So I don't think fire would really "look good" on them, and it wouldn't "look good" on my french friends either. Some jokes are funny, and some just aren't. That's my point of view anyways. I have nothing against americans having jokes about french people though, it's all a bit of fun, french people have jokes about americans too so it's only fair. I really do like jokes (it's the only part of this site I've looked at, honestly... the rest is way over my head as I'm only 16...), but there's just some type of humour I really don't like (like the burning frenchmen type of joke).
Anyways, I didn't mean to come across super uptight or anything, there's just some stuff I don't think people should joke about.
Kinda sucks we had to start off on a disagreement but oh well... I'm actually trying to delete my account now because I never really wanted to be on this site (like I said it's way over my head) but I couldn't post unless I was a member... and now I can't get out!! Can someone explain how it's done please? Thanks. Have a nice day gentlemen...

Post 16

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 8:12am

One of my favourite lines from the British comedy series "Blackadder" starring Rowan Atkinson:

Blackadder, after a hard night on the turps, "Oh, what was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman in it"

Post 17

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 8:31am

I put this other post up but it didn't come out :(
For your information I'm not a fake, I really am french and I really am a girl (et non pas "un salopard"... UNE saloparde peut etre, mais ca ne se dit pas!!). So I guess I'm gonna write in french since we have french speakers here.
Je suis bien francaise, c'est pas une blague. Je me suis enregistree sur ce site juste pour dire que franchement les blagues du genre "What's orange, red, and looks good on a frenchman?--fire", c'est pas du tout amusant... moi ca m'a choquee qu'il y ai des gens qui trouvent ca amusant. Meme si c'etait a propos des americains et pas des francais, je n'aurais quand meme pas trouver ca amusant. C'est carremment raciste... Je ne suis pas du tout contre les blagues, et c'est tout a fait normal que les americains aient des blagues sur les francais: les francais ont des blagues sur les americains aussi. It's only fair. Mais la ca tombe dans la categorie "raciste" alors oui ca me pose un probleme quand meme.
So anyways, I'm sorry we started off on a disagreement, cause I don't have a problem with americans, personnally: most of my friends are american. How come some of you speak french? (I don't really know anything abou this site, it looks like a smart people hang out site, or uni students or something)
I actually just opened my account to (like I said in my post that never came out...) say that, the rest of this site is waaaay over my head as I'm only 16 and now that I've said it I'm trying to deleat my account but I dunno how to... help please!!!

Post 18

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 8:36am

Oh and don't worry everyone, Robert Bidinotto is not a marsupial, he was just kidding I think. Sorry you didn't believe me, but I really am your average french girl. I'm just luckier then others to be able to speak english as well (I started learning english when I was 7)

Post 19

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 12:59pm