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Christmas Letter 2010
It has been a good year. Janae earned her driver’s license and Jim was relieved of (some of) his driving duties into town. Zachary had the epiphany that he is smart and, rather than settling for a career in preparing fast food, he ought to actually turn in his homework so he can get better grades. Alyssa is tapering off of video games and tapering on to reading books and riding horses (aka “goin’ worshy-back ridin’.”)
Linda’s was named Hawaii Physician of the Year. Jim continues to be free of that nasty cancer and is working out to be in top shape, or “tic” (aka “thick” for those not familiar with pidgin) as “da boyz” would say. “Tic” can mean lots of other things – it can be a euphemism for a fat woman, it can refer to cognitive deficits relative to one’s peers (and if any of that causes you to scramble for your dictionary, well, you might be “tic”) – about the only thing it doesn’t refer to it what it sounds like, “tick”, which if those were in Hawaii would be called “ukus”, and, if jumping, “uku leles” (aka “banjos”).
Our lives continue to be blessed with MJ or Masefau, our Samoan boy whose hip Linda replaced (Jim silently dissents with the use of the word “blessed” here, and invokes his Fifth Amendment rights to not specify the relevant word from his POV, aka “to STFU.”) He (Masefau) has been with us for a year. Jim has been here longer. Much longer. Much, much, much longer. Make of that what you will.
Linda: “The other Samoan boys are here many evenings to fill our home with laughter.”
Jim: Still invoking his Fifth Amendment rights.
Janae is playing basketball. Zachary is wrestling. Alyssa’s main sporting activity seems to be pushing. Too much brevity? OK, “pushing her luck.” Happy now?
We did spend a few weeks on the farm this summer, except for Jim, who had 2 weeks of quiet and solitude with the dorg in Hawaii, feeding meat scraps to gain improved loyalty. (Since, presumably, none of you who have made it this far are tic, we will leave unresolved the ambiguity about who was the feeder and who was the feedee.) Janae and Linda visited colleges in Oregon.
Jim turned 50 this year, without the big party. It was a quiet event. Linda, however, turns 50 next November and there will be a week long party in Las Vegas that will be anything but quiet. Dancing all night, shows, tips for the male strippers, etc………
Zachary’s football team won the JV championship for JV. Janae is at a small charter school (56 students/class) and her basketball varsity team just beat the number one team in their division, so there should be some playoff action in January. And Alyssa’s soccer team … well, still invoking those Fifth Amendment rights.
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
Jim
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