I would not recommend messing the lady who invented the Lechter. If I were you I'd apologise least she decide to design a new dish called the Tennessee Fricassee.I'm much beholdin' to you, Robert. Now that I think about it, there were several inexplicable blackout periods at the Memorial Day bash, followed by a "MUAHAHAHAHAH!" and sly grin from the Uber-Chef herself. I may have to corral a Christian or socialist as my food taster for July Fourth.
Btw, reading a woman's web site is the second-most important thing a man could do to attract her. You sly dog!