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Hardee's "Monster Thickburger" -- Fuck yeah!
Posted by Jamie Kelly on 12/04/2004, 11:12pm
It is with the great American pride and joy in unabashed, unshameful love of Big Huge Things that Hardee's has introduced this gloriously oversized, fat-ridden burger and let it dangle right in front of the pinched faces of health nazis and "public interest" groups. I hope it gets fat and grease all over their Gap shirts and Birkenstocks. Hardee's CEO Andrew Puzder, in introducing the gut-bomb, described it as "not a burger for tree-huggers." And damn right, it's big: 1,420 freakin' calories! Eat up, America!
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