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 | From the Founder and Principal: Last Orders, Folks! Posted by Lindsay Perigo on 4/14, 4:12am | |
| SOLOC 4 begins Friday, April 22. All rooms in the house we have rented are booked. Other attendees are staying at nearby dosshouses. Now, I shall say this once only. Anyone planning on gatecrashing & not paying, on the grounds that they're just "dropping by" (not that any SOLOists would try pulling a stunt like that, I'm sure), will get short shrift. Some folk have spent small fortunes to get to SOLOC 4, what with international air fares & all. They've shelled out full fees for everything without griping. It would be an insult to them to have anyone swanning in for an afternoon expecting to be admitted gratis. Ain't gonna happen. People are welcome to "drop by" but they will be charged the full conference fee, $150, payable in cash at the door, before they're admitted for a single second. Should anyone attempt to sneak in unnoticed & freeload, proceedings will be halted & the would-be transgressor will be subjected to amplified catcalls of "Moocher! Looter!" for a full hour before being frog-marched out & left on the street, irreparably broken & immobilised, by Liz Kanabe, a champion kick-boxer. Nothing personal, strictly business. I look forward to seeing y'all. Really! It's going to be Five Days in Heaven, though I fear Luther may take a wrong turn & not make it. (See, we've erected a signpost saying, "Franklin Covey's Twenty-five Steps to Heaven." This, of course, is a cunning trap. It points to a local massage parlour with 25 gorgeous female staff. We figure Luke needs to be cured of the Bible-belt, & Franklin Covey, once & for all! :-)) Any questions/last-minute enrolments, e-mail Liz at ekatalin@yahoo.com Linz | ||
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