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Hike Rhymes and Misty Meanders (Sung to the tune of "The Happy Wanderer") I am a happy philanderer I know no code (a lack) And when I go philandering I get them in the sack Perjuree, perjurah I get them in the sack. I love to go philandering And sometimes pluck a Flower Otherwise I'll Paula-nate To demonstrate my power Bet Curee, Bet Curah To demonstrate my power. When I go philandering I know no right from wrong I always take the lower road And sing this happy song Immoralee, immoralah And sing this happy song. I have to go philandering It's what I really do I try to limit all my sex And screw few girls anew Monikee, Monicah And screw few girls anew. I hope to go philandering I do it willy-nilly I'll do it with abandonment Again with Kathleen Willy Philanderee, philanderah Again with Kathleen Willy. I'm loathe to go philandering Ken Starr is sure to know I'll have to lie to save my job Or off to jail I'll go Grand Juree, Grand Jurah Or off to jail I'll go. It's sad to go philandering Hillary doesn't care Chelsea's just my progeny She doesn't stand a prayer Hillaree, Hillarah She doesn't stand a prayer. Discuss this Article (6 messages) |