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Hike Rhymes and Misty Meanders
by Paul Hibbert

(High Crimes and Misdemeanors)

(Sung to the tune of "The Happy Wanderer")

I am a happy philanderer
I know no code (a lack)
And when I go philandering
I get them in the sack
Perjuree, perjurah
I get them in the sack.

I love to go philandering
And sometimes pluck a Flower
Otherwise I'll Paula-nate
To demonstrate my power
Bet Curee, Bet Curah
To demonstrate my power.

When I go philandering
I know no right from wrong
I always take the lower road
And sing this happy song
Immoralee, immoralah
And sing this happy song.

I have to go philandering
It's what I really do
I try to limit all my sex
And screw few girls anew
Monikee, Monicah
And screw few girls anew.

 
I hope to go philandering
I do it willy-nilly
I'll do it with abandonment
Again with Kathleen Willy
Philanderee, philanderah
Again with Kathleen Willy.

I'm loathe to go philandering
Ken Starr is sure to know
I'll have to lie to save my job
Or off to jail I'll go
Grand Juree, Grand Jurah
Or off to jail I'll go.

It's sad to go philandering
Hillary doesn't care
Chelsea's just my progeny
She doesn't stand a prayer
Hillaree, Hillarah
She doesn't stand a prayer.
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